Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming

"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"

by Yourdick May 8, 2015

killer whales

police officers.
law enforcement officers
crooked ass police officers

oh shit here come them killer whales!

by Dem Duece Tre Niggas December 14, 2003

White Whale

(In Denver) An RTD Bus, especially if it's in your lane.

Damn, a White Whale, right in front of me. Where's Ahab when you need him?

by Endogenous January 5, 2010

Anorexic Whale

Someone who is so fat, that they can be compared to a skinny whale.

"Look how fat that kid his."
"Ya, he's so fat, that he's an anorexic whale!"

by The Original Anorexic Whale! June 27, 2009

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.

I dropped two poop whales yesterday.

by Pope Pup August 3, 2009

Whale Party

When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.

"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."

by E to the L I July 14, 2009