weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

If there's an Amelia, there's a weird way

People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!

Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.

by amdigs July 31, 2022

Weird

1. A term of contempt, used where 'odd' or 'strange' might otherwise be employed.

2. (Archaic;) eerie or unnatural.

1. The way she said it was so weird that I avoided her after that.

2. H.P. Lovecraft is famous for the supernatural thrills in his "weird tales."

by CassandraNotHelen May 29, 2017

Weird

Someone that does stupid shit and has no respect for themselves like trevin

Trevin ass is fucking weird Omm

by Eeeyuckkkk December 8, 2025

Break weird

The moment in a porno when things stop being a poorly acted and scripted movie, and becomes an A-list porn flick

Break weird in this movie came when danny d started grabbing titty instead of grabbing more food

by Your Uncle Bobbie Robbie January 15, 2022

Weird

Peter

That lad Peter is so weird

by GradientWizzard May 18, 2023

Weird Fart

A obfuscated souding fart.

I was playing Rocket League with the boys and suddenly, *Thwat*, A WEIRD FART BY TY!

by s1nny August 21, 2019