an unintentional and characteristically annoying displacement of the penis through the underpants fly. this usually occurs with boxers but may also occur with well-worn jockey's.
john:" my dick is chafed."
bob: what happened? juiceless sex?"
john: "no. my old and trusted undies are sagging and i got a weaselpop."
bob: what happened? juiceless sex?"
john: "no. my old and trusted undies are sagging and i got a weaselpop."
by magunda August 19, 2013
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"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
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Having resemblance to Joey Ramone
by Joelforce September 17, 2016
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by twofive5 June 16, 2016
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by moqilok June 17, 2017
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by Mench Frontana August 20, 2017
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N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities
Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended
Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities
Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended
Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"
Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
by Spumonte December 19, 2017
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