Wake up

The act of waking someone up by first jumping on them then dry humping them the rolling them over twice and their grabbing their feet and dropping them on their head and the repeating ocssionaly hitting / grabing the persons genitals or ass

The you boy would not get up so The other boy had to Wake up him.

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

wake and take and bake

to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.

Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?

by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010

Weakend

A weekend when nothing interesting happens.

We went to Maddie's place - talk about a weakend...

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007

wake n wiggle

v. to wake and partake in morning sex

co-worker asks why are you so happy this morning? you smile and say wake n wiggle day

by gravity0 December 16, 2008

Wake-and-Bake Oven

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.

Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.

by Trebreh Nad February 19, 2009

wake and tank

Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon.

dude i wake and tanked yesterday and i was shitfaced hammered drunk by 10:00am.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011