Wakeskate Weekend

The period from the end of one work week until the beginning of the next, spent at the lake Wake skating with some friends.

We had a bitchin Wakeskate Weekend, Marcus was throwing down Johnny Mac and hard flips

by NickMarcus March 20, 2022

Wakey

A stupid star shaped semi human hamster thats a nerd. He also is horny 24/7 365.

TJ : Hey Wakey how are you?

Wakey : I'm horny plz help
TJ : Wtf stop watching hentai

by Qinghaosu May 16, 2022

Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

Wakefield

The act of pissing on a high school student then sucking the piss out of their hair.

I was very angry today after I got wakefielded pretty good.

by Long Dongz March 11, 2010

Wakelyn

The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.

1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.

2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?

by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015