Lau V

An adjective in Penang Hokkien. Lau = Old while V = virgin. Synonym of “Pai Seh”. It is a saying of being shy in a way like an old virgin who fear of others to condemn his / her action.

Example 1:
If you want to take the last piece of meat, don’t be shy and just take it. Don’t be Lau V!

Example 2:
Why do you ask so many questions whenever we ask you out? Just come la, don’t be Lau V!

Example 3:
If you want to say something, just say it, don’t be Lau V!

by MoF0Th@m January 5, 2021

v-cups

a feminine hygiene product used to collect blood during menstruation, a menstrual cup made of medical grade silicone

Now that I use a v-cup I do not have to worry about leaks during my heavy flow

I am so glad I switched to v-cups, I have saved so much money not having to buy tampons and pads

by Greenperiods June 21, 2017

V-snips

Taking the snips to the boys. Taking the factory offline. Getting a vasectomy.

The only only birth control you should trust is the v-snips.

by djwaldow & c-money July 13, 2009

V-slap

When you give a high five to a woman's vagina out of with anger or celebration

When I saying good bye to Karen, I gave her a v-slap. Her husband Mark said it was a thing.

by Bob balls March 22, 2016

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

V-Stache

When a female grows her pubes and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. Therefore giving her a vaginal mustache, hence V-Stache.

"My V-Stache itches."

"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"

"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."

"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"

by Suzybean March 2, 2012

v dank

Very dank.

V just means very.

The Vlayboy jacket Craig Xen was wearing was V dank bofe.

by ThatYag April 19, 2018