twatzi

The name for a German bitch...

Adolf Hitler plowed a bunch of twatzi's.

by Gilstick January 30, 2008

Twitch moderator

A virgin who is an neckbeard and tries to defend women

Guy 1: Hey did you hear the news about Alinity?
Guy 2: Yeah, alot of neakbeards are trying to defend her right?
Guy 1: Yes that's correct, all her twitch moderators are virgins tryna to get laid
Guy 2: All women should go back to the kitchen
Guy 1: Agreed

by FuckYouAlinity July 27, 2019

eyebrow twitching

If your eyebrow starts twitching, your face will begin to go numb and start deforming. You need to consult a doctor for it may be only a short time before it starts to deform. It's also very contagious.

Friend: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me: "My eyebrow's been twitching"
Friend: "Get away from me! I don't want it. You've probably got that new disease called the eyebrow twitching"

by Yeyassss December 12, 2013

twinz

When having a conversation with another person you both enjoy the same thing.

Person A: Man I love it when my girlfriend sucks my dick like a lollipop

Person B: Twinz

by FT09 July 8, 2010

Twit

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

twit

A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.

Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.

by P.J. Coldren June 18, 2006

Twit

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008