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trucker ball 

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.
I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.

Clown Turkerson 

Somebody who demonstrates the upmost incompetence at the highest level
Fuck me! look at this Clown Turkerson. He’s just gone a reversed over he’s own dam Cat. What a fucking Clown Turkerson

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

tuckering 

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.
Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."
tuckering by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005

plum tuckered out 

term for exhausted that originates from the "Deep South" during the Civil War to the beginning and middle of the 20th Century.
Man, ohh, man! After working for twelve hours today, I feel so plum tuckered out.
Someone that masters all the right facets of technology, to be able to move the world.
Beware planetoids, tecker at work.
Tecker by Tecker21 May 17, 2018