That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
by tehkgb April 02, 2019
i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing
by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021
Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone
Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.
by WillyBoof March 30, 2020
A subgenre of Twitch Thot, who broadcasts her/himself in a hot tub, nearly nude in order to solicit donations from young boys or girls, because they have no other talent or anything that makes them interesting enough for people to tune into their streams. Twitch refuses to ban them for some reason, even though it clearly violates TOS, for sexual content.
Person 1: Hey have you heard about Lexi Luv?
Person 2: Isn't it that Hot Tub Hoe
Person 1: Yeah yeah, she made like 10k from her last stream.
Person 2: Bruh, how has she not gotten banned yet, she literally shows off her tits for donos.
Person 2: Isn't it that Hot Tub Hoe
Person 1: Yeah yeah, she made like 10k from her last stream.
Person 2: Bruh, how has she not gotten banned yet, she literally shows off her tits for donos.
by BlackShakespeare May 24, 2021
While staying at this resort in Las Vegas we took a bath and ate tub subs, it was gross though lettuce got everywhere.
by AprilAndAndy December 30, 2018
Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 17, 2017