Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.

Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"

by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009

chris faile

The hottest ginger alive. His dick is so long and juicy it might make your ovaries bleed. He's definitely a keeper. Also reminds you of filthy frank.

Damn, Chris Faile is looking mighty fine in that blue morph suit.

by Lildicknigga68 December 01, 2016

failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!

That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...

by That was such a fail tampon. February 01, 2015

Fergie Fail

To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.

Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.

by What, what? February 21, 2011

Epic Fail

When you do something wrong soo badly, you fail it COMPLETELY.

"Did you see Randy trying to put that radio in his car?"
"That was an Epic FAIL!"

by Laura OBrien November 28, 2009

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009

Swine Fail

When someone gets sick, stinks, burps, or farts.

someone farts extremely loud and everyone knows who it is.

MASSIVE SWINE FAIL.

by Shaka Zubumufulu April 30, 2009