Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

by timmerfee January 29, 2023

fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

by Lop lop September 16, 2022

Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.

Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.

by Maybe that one February 13, 2022

fight the tired

after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.

"i just took a xanax and i'm ready to take a nap"
"nah dude, you just gotta fight the tired!"

by wawawoowa September 18, 2009

dick tired

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

by DDB’s October 2, 2017