by JusThis513 January 30, 2023

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Call her a witched lady (all in good fun) and watch her get confused and mad. “You’re a witched lady”
by Peoplepeoplepeople March 25, 2023

by JAR2JAR19 May 30, 2017

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
