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redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”
by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018
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Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.
Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy
by You like this right there? August 17, 2010
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redneck rental

When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.
I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.
by naked_guy January 21, 2012
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redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work
Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.
by red neck friday January 23, 2015
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redneck g

A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.
There are some things you can fade in Texas, but you can't fade a Redneck G you shitstick!!!
by WharfG December 8, 2015
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redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014
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Redneck Rave

The craziest mud fest in the world hosted by Who TF is Justin Time. Location is at Blue holler offroad park in mammoth cave kentucky. Follow Redneck rave on facebook to check when the next one is happening.
Yo bro. are you coming to the Redneck Rave this weekend?
by threal1123 October 15, 2020
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