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Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".
The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!
by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006
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picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.
"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"
by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010
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pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea
I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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Pick-me Boy

Dumbasses who will gaslight & manipulate you with things such as "I'm too nice :(" or "I'm so ugly :" so they can get what they want from any girl/woman that he finds attractive. If you dont give this creature what it wants it will literally have a mental breakdown on the phone calling you every name until it apologises and tries again and the cycle repeats.
Example:

Pick-me Boy: heyyy :)
Girl: hi!
Pick-me Boy: omg i can't believe a woman like you is actually talking to me!!! im so ugly unlike you :((.
Girl: nooo ur not ugly!!!
Pick-me Boy: so will you go out with me <3
Girl: umm what... i thought we were friends, we just met...
Pick-me Boy: YOU F#CKIN B#TCH YOU WERNT EVEN THAT PRETTY UR SO UGLY YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON WHAT COULDVE BEEN YOURS BUT NO IF YOU WANT TO BE SUCH A W#ORE AND S#UT SURE GO AHEAD JUST KNOW YOU WILL REGRET THIS YOU F#CKING B#TCH!!!!!!

Boys remember dont end up like this pick me boy creature who can't handle one simple rejection from an e-girl who prob has a bf.
by wonderrxo April 9, 2022
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Pick me girl

Someone who does things for attention, they become friends with boys to flex or to get a boy friend or so.

If they are under 5'5 or 5'0 they automatically consider as short. (which they are (5'0) ) They always talk about how close they are with "The boys" and how they are not like other girls or people in general. They try to impress they boys by talking about their interests. They usually talk about wearing baggy clothes & how their favorite color is anything but pink or pink. There are 2 types of pick me girls I am part of the boys /I'm small / My Favorite color is pink. And the I hate pink/I'm part of the boys/Girls are annoying. The first type mostly acts to impress the boys and get attention whiles the other type thinks they're part of the boys. They are VERY annoying and mostly NO ONE likes them. They are also very fake...
Girl 1: *Does something bad*
Girl 2 *Does same thing*
Girl 1: "HEY! That's mean, rude, BLAH,BLAH,BLAH...."
Girl 1 * Damn.. a sign of being a pick me girl..."
by NotyouraverageUser October 3, 2022
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Quick pick relationships

When a woman or man start dating someone right after there long relationship without getting to know the person first .
Tod:😢😢2 years and we aren’t working ur far to from me we should break up

Kacy:😭😭😭😭😭

Jeffery: TODDD!!!!! Look at tht girl😍😍

Tod: ima get with her

Tod: hey can I get ur number

Ugly:☺️ yes.

Next week or two they start to date.

Note: quick pick relationships never end up working out because for 1 nobody knows no one in the relationship and wen that toxic trait comes in that u won’t like someone is most likely gonna fold . Don’t be fooled over the sex u might as well have stayed with ur ex . Cuz this quick pick relationship u in ain’t it💯🤦🏻 ♀️ Sus , bro why y’all always leave the most sexiest loyal people for ugly ass bitches and niggas y’all some simps
by Obvious facts October 2, 2018
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ghost pick-up

When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
That man did a ghost pick-up after his dog took a crap in my yard.
by booger stealer April 6, 2017
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