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cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
by Sexydimma August 26, 2014
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Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
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Cougar

A cougar is an older woman who strangely finds a younger man attractive.
person 1: ayo your dating a freshman? Aren't you like a senior?
Person 2: Yeah haha but he's hot and treats me well
Person 1: Damn you're a Cougar
by theelitelactoseentolerant February 15, 2023
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Cougar

Jennifer Tilly is one sexy COUGAR”
by anonymous September 22, 2020
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Cougar Lane

Home of Cougar Lane Inc. The greatest smoke spot in the south.
ay bruh. you wanna role up to Cougar Lane?

hell yea
by The Billiam March 23, 2020
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Cougar

A cougar on the other hand is an older women who actively (and predatorily) Goes after younger men, toying with their Feelings most have been fake until Zoe Laverne. Usually, they're Love is Age-Blind not much else to say really.

Remember, a cougar can be a milf, but a milf isn't always a cougar.
Did you see that Cougar competing with that Sexual predator to see who could get to that Teen First she only got to him because the kid wanted to go with her.
by GorillaWolf2099 May 18, 2021
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cougar honey

Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
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