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Zombie Mouth

Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".

Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.

A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.

When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
by Bran Turbulance December 10, 2013
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Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.
" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "
by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013
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Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.
Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
by pervert king April 20, 2015
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Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!
by ShadowLing October 20, 2018
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Zombie Gaynal

The act of of having anal sex with a zombie
Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!
by Candice6942069 October 12, 2021
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Zombie kisses

Love bites on the head, above eyebrow level or back of head
After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!
by ZUUL November 28, 2018
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