When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
by NeatWolf May 29, 2014
An alternate name for "Bath salts" (as in the drug). Coined after the rush of "zombie attacks" in the news attributed the drug.
by Dr. Killinger June 05, 2012
A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.
by Jcerrino December 23, 2016
Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
by Zombiecock October 08, 2010
This is that moment when you're watching a zombie film where the zombies are just slowly milling around, and then suddenly, it gets a whiff of brains and starts bolting for the victim. The same happens with social media zombies; they are in a trance or NPC -Vibe and suddenly attack.
by Hixxz68 March 02, 2023
A popular Roblox game made by talented scripter Kyles and Joeb. It is centered about the "Micheal" or "Miguel" meme. It is a copy from a Call of Duty mode called Nazi Zombies.
by nin January 20, 2023
Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".
Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".
Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.
A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.
When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.
When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
by Bran Turbulance December 11, 2013