taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.
Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof
by Lil.zubes August 21, 2019
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Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint
by Mlit February 19, 2018
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Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery
I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there
by Rocky6969 March 04, 2023
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taint stripe

The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.
It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.
by Beerisgasoline May 16, 2017
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Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day
It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad
by Goblin Mom August 31, 2023
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taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
by MacInbush April 08, 2016
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taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint
I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team
by butteater66669420 March 28, 2015
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