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cock shift

when your cock shifts from its original position (above balls) due to blood flow
“Liam really made my cock shift last night
by xX_jacobsen2009_Xx August 22, 2022
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shift

basically what 11-17 year olds do

boys:hands on ass turn left gymnastics on eachother
girls:hands on shoulders turn left go fucking 90 if your a bad shift ur called a washing machine
hi did u shift mia
ye
was she a good meet
she was a fucking washing machine
really
ye
by hi guys hope this was helpful November 1, 2018
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shifting

shifting means switching reality’s, you are shifting to a reality that’s already there, you’re NOT making a new one!!
hey anna what is shifting?
by rosesmcudr July 24, 2021
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Shift

Tyrone: “ yo she was too sexy , almost made me shift”
Keyshawn: “word”
by Skilliibengf November 22, 2021
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Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night
by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023
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shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
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no lift shift

No lift shift is a day where your out ripping you 4 wheeler and your ridding balls to the wall (full throttle)
Hey bud wanna go for a no lift shift

Let’s fucking go bud
by Big dick swigging November 27, 2018
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