Smashing Pumpkins tattoo

The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.

Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.

"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."

by Bodhi!! November 30, 2011

Pumpkin spice latte

When you accidentally cream pie while using cinnamon scented lube. Not be confused with a "candy cane", when your chick cums on your dick while you are using mint flavoured lube.

Used that cinnamon based lube last night . Lost my load in her, sprinkle some nut meg on it and you got a pumpkin spice latte.

by Brock97 November 1, 2018

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

Pumpkin Spice Tampon

A tampon that’s been put up someone’s ass to control diarrhea

Jimmy you want to taste my pumpkin spice tampon?

by Yelk May 8, 2019

Sad Little Pumpkin

When you get sad over a thing that may not be important to other people.

I'm a Sad Little Pumpkin, a kid popped my football.

by ultimately_superior October 5, 2020

who shot the pumpkin

who shot the pumpkin:
1.an unfortunate event
2. Something people say when they're shocked.
3.Something people say when someone has had an 'accident'

"Oh my God! Who shot the pumpkin?"

by What me?! December 31, 2004

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.

The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012