twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.

She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009

Q-Point

The mark of your class' dumbest Asian girl is the Q-point.
Any marks above this is known as a Q+
Any marks below this is known as a Q-.

Getting Q- usually results in an automatic fail on that exam/assignment/quiz/course.

Mathematically, the PDF of the Q-point is Rayleigh distributed (With Marks on the X-axis, from 0% to 100%)

Student A:"Hey man, what did you get on your exam?"
checks Asian girl's marks.
Student B:"Not good man... Not good... Q-point..."

Professor: "See 'ya next year!"

by capturador de mama December 14, 2010

heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven

Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.

by suzu June 18, 2014

sex points

Points you get for empressing your partner which will later reward you in SEX!!

Babe, that was so sweet! You're really racking up sex points!

by Kracka' Keith! January 3, 2016

droid points

droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.

friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!

by droid master May 8, 2011

Point Pump

You finally scored that Raunchy Root after that dry spell in August... but before things got midway that full thrust ...unfortunately turned into half a pump (.5 of a pump). Now she is looking like a Spunky Monkey

Boy: “babe, it’s been ages. Can we make love tonight?”
Girl: “I’m tired. I have work early”
Boy: “it’ll be a point pump, I promise.”
Girl: “okay.”

by RowdyRando February 19, 2019

Hommus-Points

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.

"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"

by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008