Cops and robbers

Might've started as a kids game
But it means cop it and rob it
As in see it and steal it
Burglary, mugging the l

Cops and robbers tonight?
Anything decent?
Yeah
Ok, could with some extra dosh

by HAMMERHEAD EEJIT May 4, 2021

Emo cop

A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.

Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?

Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!

Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.

Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.

Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!

by Granny666 January 1, 2023

Keystone Cops

Ineffective, bungling law enforcers who have nothing better to do than to stake out parties and arrest underage drinkers. This double entendre is derived from the name of the underage beer of choice: keystones

We were right in the middle of a sweet party, complete with keggers and 40s, but the Keystone Cops showed up and cleared the place out.

by SamAnneChris September 26, 2008

Cop hair

When someone has hair resembling a cop. *as seen on the chevy malibu commercial*

Bianca: Kim, You have cop hair
Kim: I hate you.

by copss January 12, 2010

Cop drop

The act of dropping a cell phone out of police view in mid conversation when you see a police officer in a state where talking on the cell phone and driving is illegal. Best accomplished by saying "cop drop" to alert the person you are talking to that you are placing the phone down for a second.

I was telling Steve a great story and right in the middle of it I had to do a cop drop, and he thought I hung up.

by Trebled Yenkcip May 23, 2009

keystoned cops

keystoned cops is comedian cops that are gettin high while doin there job

you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009

Bush Cop

a chick that for some reason thinks that for all games that seperate guys and girls, she can be on the guys team.

Wow, Kylla is such a Bush Cop.

by TJzzz January 8, 2010