super chav

members of society across the economic spectrum who embrace behaviors and priorities that are considered vulgar and tacky ;

- personal branding via wearing and carrying as many logos as possible
- embracing fashion in a blind and all encompassing way
-unable to converse about anything but sport (men) or celebs and shopping (women)
-aspire to owning a Range Rover Sport
-Hold rtheir knife like a pencil and their fork as a conversation aid
-vacation only where they can get the food they eat at home
-Think David Copperfield was a magician
-Think the Ecclestone sisters and Cheryl Cole are posh
-Beleive the Cold War was only fought in winter.

The Ecclestones and Beckhams are competing for the super chavs of the year trophy

by notkimk December 4, 2014

chav juice

One pound 1 litre of original energy drink at any local UK store

Oh look there’s Chantelle with chav Juice, smoking a spliff

by Jezza S January 28, 2021

chav-elite

Complete twat who leads around other chavs like a bunch of organized twats.Usually in a bright tracksuit with a baseball cap perched on his head at an angle.

"That chav-elite is such a twat,dave"

by Lee112233 September 30, 2006

smart chav

an imaginary character usually from a fairy tale.
do not exist.
extinct. they were killed by lesser chavs.
if you know a 'smart' chav, i am 100% sure they cheated on their exams and gcse's.

the day i win the lottery i'll meet a smart chav.
when your cool, ill become a smart chav.
when pigs fly, all chavs will be smart.

by sir emo of grebland May 2, 2006

chav gang

A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.

Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

postcode chav

A person who is a CHAV only because of where they live. i.e. their postcode or area

where you from kid?

Harrow

hmm doesnt look like a chav...maybe hes a postcode chav

by lloyd's cousin April 23, 2005

chav truffle

A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged

Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles

by Rippey February 13, 2009