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States of matter

by That_was_fun January 20, 2020
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United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.
There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)
by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017
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lead state

A state that relies on iron or steel industries; a rust belt state.
Michigan is a lead state; it relied on auto manufacturing, and its population has declined in recent years.
by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018
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purple state

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.
Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.
by Wayang Doll November 7, 2006
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NC State

1. A so-called university in Raleigh, NC that specializes in degrees such as farming, tractor repiar, and bovine castration.

2. Serves as a fall-back to students not smart enough to get into thier local community college.

3. Best known for pretending to have a rivalry with the University of National Champions, aka UNC.

4. A place that FFA members have wet dreams about

5. A school where the cheerleaders have utters and bells around thier necks
"Where did you go to college, bro?"
"NC State"
"Why?"
"I failed out of Wake Tech"
by Stinger6 May 25, 2013
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State police

A dick who just wants to give out tickets to compensate for his small weener.
That dick state police officer me a ticket for driving the speed limit because his wee wee is small.
by Fill magroin June 13, 2019
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