purple stain

an amazing song by red hot chili peppers, that turns girls on. It could also be another name for masterbating. when in that case, the term is changed to purple staining.

last night when I was purple staining I had an orgasam.

by shannelofagous June 27, 2006

Gas station burrito

When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.

Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.

by erichansensmom May 21, 2016

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

Total Station

A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.

Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

by PaperMachete November 13, 2005

Staind

A great band that has great lyrics that meak you really think about life. consists od Aaron Lewis,Mike Mushok,Jon Wysocki, and Jonny "Ol'School" April.

"I know I'll di the right thing, if the right thing is revealed"

by person who knows his shit October 26, 2003

Metro Station

A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.

"hey did you hear metro station?"

"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"

by renemsee lol i am cool :) October 19, 2008