A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...
by shakkkkaaaa February 26, 2016
When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018
When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
by B-double-D April 24, 2020
opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 09, 2024
The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker March 11, 2016