Spong

One who is ridiculously stupid

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong

by Mega sen December 10, 2017

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Sponge City

Where the children of the middle class congregate.

Aww man yaams is just sponge city

by Spoooonger July 22, 2023

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk

wanna get sponged tonight?

by Lomez January 6, 2008

Sponge tongues

The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics

Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me

by Theblackpsycho November 1, 2018

Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land

I ventured down to old Samuels spong

by Moanadamassive April 6, 2020