Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree November 22, 2011

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016

Hawaiian Banana Split

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.

Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

by Xyanp October 14, 2019

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022