sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

Sour player

When someone's being a little bitch and a poor sport and trying to kill your vibe.

Hey Tyler stop being such a fuckin sour player!

by Valhalla_hawkwing February 15, 2015

Sour Bumps

When you have bumps on your tongue from eating sour stuff/food/candy

I hate when I get those sour bumps because then I have to stop eating sour stuff.

by ThatOneGuy!? January 05, 2017

sour anal

noun/verb. the act of inhaling marijuana (specifically sour diesel) into one's anus, preferably by way of an oil pen, then exhaling the smoke into a person's mouth.

She sour anal - ed me last night, and I got so f*cking high with dat diesel butt, bro.

by beefweef December 29, 2017

Sour cow

A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.

That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh

by #welderchick January 07, 2019

sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works

My father has grown "Sour Aged"

by Ass_Pounder October 05, 2020