Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.

I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.

by Furthefonufit October 31, 2019

Sour Daddy

The financial and lifestyle opposite of a Sugar Daddy. Someone who initially *appears* to look like a potential Sugar Daddy, for example posing with other people's expensive cars or wearing a cheap knock off Air Jordans, however upon further conversation or after having met them in person you find out they drive a 10 year old Hyundai and live on their sister's sofa with little or no game plan, and your plan to hopefully have landed a new Sugar Daddy has been thwarted.

Damn girl, I wasted two hours of my life at the Cheesecake Factory last night with this fool only to find out he works at a gas station and lives in his brothers walk-in closet! I can't deal with this Sour Daddy shit no more!

by Lagunatic December 15, 2025

sour raisin

A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.

"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"

by LordassHair October 11, 2019

Sour Belt

A sour belt is when someone tucks their penis between their own butt cheeks and sharts a juicy Tacobell fart they've been holding in for 3 days.

I was craving a sour belt and had to indulge in that sweet sweet aroma...

by ceebs95 September 15, 2022

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Sour sup

A sour sup is when someone says hello/how are you but in reality they don’t want to/don’t like you.

Did you see Michael give me that sour sup yesterday at dinner?

by Dr.Sammy May 25, 2023

Community Sour Jar

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.

by Community Jar February 6, 2025