Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.

hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again

by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021

Soft roper

A man that can't get an erection. A loose puzzle.

He's a heavy duty soft roper.

by Farmerdeanv February 4, 2022

Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits

1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense

by Nya-nya October 20, 2019

soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.

Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.

by Ignite! July 10, 2016

Soft Legs

Soft legs is a phrase used to describe women . As to describing Men as Hard legs

Hey dude what you doing later tonight? Nothing Major Just Chill With Some Soft Legs

by ambs18 September 8, 2013

Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016

soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014