Sock attack

When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.

Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"

by sweetpickle November 22, 2009

Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010

scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

by fartsafety January 3, 2009

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.

"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?

by llc1234 October 20, 2011

pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.

Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.

by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017

cum sock

the things under your brothers bed

cum sock is a sock u cum in

by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022