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handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.
"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Airtite Yendor January 6, 2024
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dry socket hot pocket

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
by Terry Y January 13, 2024
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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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deep sockets = deep POCKETS

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.
Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.
by QuacksO February 2, 2024
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Throb Socket

My wife was so turned she couldn't wait for me to put my pork sword into her Throb Socket
by J. Adams 1893 March 1, 2024
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legit shocked

what you see is not actually what you see
Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”
by Spectacular1 May 26, 2024
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Salty Socket

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?
by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
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