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Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.
Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!
by SlothSamus December 2, 2019
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athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.
Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.
by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 6, 2015
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rock the sock

Campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer. Thought to be first used in the US by Testicular Cancer Awareness Network before gaining popularity in Europe. ROCK the SOCK, Sock on a Cock, Cock in a Sock and many others used this in a movement to raise money and awareness of testicular cancer.
Testicular Cancer Awareness Network caused a worldwide movement with their ROCK the SOCK campaign!
by Scot Mac Ruaid hri May 17, 2014
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sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras
'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'
by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015
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sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing
Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again
by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017
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Sock druff

An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.
Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.
by BeatBoxer14 December 4, 2016
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Fuck sock

A lame, pointless pocket on a shirt that serves no purpose.
"That's not a pocket, it's a fuck sock."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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