brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout
c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.
by ]< August 25, 2011
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A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her
Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.
by Moztashio June 25, 2022
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Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
by shrekslodge March 20, 2020
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Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest
Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS
by CackBoss January 28, 2011
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Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.
'oi bruv you're a batty snail'
by January 31, 2021
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chimdale snail trail

When you preform an act of belly button sex and you pull out with belly button lint on your entity and you nut it back in.
Yo. That girl last night let me give her a chimdale snail trail.
by inyoendo February 01, 2025
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Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!
by Jake the Blinger December 15, 2009
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