To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
Example A
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009
Get the Smash Yourself mug.A drinking game to Super Smash Bros. The players have 40 lives and each have a 40oz bottle of beer. With each death the players take a drink and must be finished with the bottle by the time they have lost all of their 40 lives. If a play finishes early they still must continue drinking by going and getting extra cans.
by Chip Cook January 2, 2009
Get the 40 Smash mug.A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.
by smasher December 20, 2003
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by BOT1games April 20, 2019
Get the Keyboard Smash mug.The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.
SMASHING.
SMASHING.
by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014
Get the SMASHING mug.When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!
AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
by JB AND DB June 24, 2010
Get the Smash City mug.Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
by OK Dodo September 16, 2020
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