Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.
by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018
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Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.
by Pierced69 October 02, 2022
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mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise
The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####
by Kraut kicker January 04, 2023
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Slurp

Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.
"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.
by The_little_lebowski May 22, 2016
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slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021
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slurp

slurp is that good ass sleep you just cant seem to wake up from no matter what you do
that slurp got me thats why i aint hear the door
by ghostman.inc August 02, 2013
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Slurpe

1.A expression meaning you ugly2. A person who on drugs.
by Kaylo110 April 11, 2019
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