Slap The Salami

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

by Alex Reynolds January 5, 2008

Gibbs Slap

A slap upside the back of the head a la Leroy Jethroe Gibbs from NCIS usually done to someone who did or said something stupid.

Don Gibbs slapped after I asked him to shower with him.

by legaykidd May 22, 2009

happy slapping

The practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone.

In America we call this practice assault and I do believe you would get shot with a gun if you tried it.

Some british kids went happy slapping in LA and got their shit messed up.

by Hobbe April 28, 2005

happy slapping

happy slapping is the act of hitting/slapping someone wile recording it on a camera phone. Very popular with chavs, who think they are cool. If a chave ever happy slapps you, crack his motherfucking skull open and/or blow his head off with a shot gun. Be prepared if you see a chave with a camera phone, be ready to crack him in the jaw.

chav: hey lets go Happy Slapping.
chav 2: Yo totaley.
guy: (after being slapped) What the fuck you gonna die now, you son of a bitch (grabs knife and stabs chav in the brain through eye socket).

by K-man2 May 10, 2006

tit slap

To slap someone or something really hard with your tits.

I tit slaped Corey last night and he started crying.

by xxxxirmaryxxx September 14, 2006

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 28, 2004