sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

Skeep

To beat someone's ass.

"I swear to god if she says something I'm gonna skeep her ass."

by silverwall April 19, 2018

sleepy mahogany

Sleepy mahogany is when you just jizzed and then ya signifigant other re kindles your boner

After 3 hours of consistent doggystyle, a sleepy mahogany was nevessary if we was gonna keep fucking

by oriri Metzizzy May 2, 2018

Sleepy Juice

Sleepy Juice is the substance doctors put in your toe when you have an ingrown nail

Person 1. "They put sleepy juice in my toe"
Person 2. "Yeet."

by Frogboss McDefiner June 14, 2018

Sleepysavior

A really cool guy

"Wow that Sleepysavior is a cool guy who fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anyone"

by Sleepy Savior June 21, 2018