Single

any person named matthew ever is single

any man named matthew is forever single

by just your average human November 19, 2019

Butt Shingles

When after you get done taking a shit or farting extremely hard, it may cause butt shingles which are tiny pieces of poop hanging off your ass.

I just got done taking a shit, and there were some butt shingles hanging that wouldn't come off!

by JyFlyGuy August 21, 2010

Single

You are single and not talking to anyone. You can do whatever you want because you don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend. no one claims you and you don’t claim anyone else. you basically can do whatever you want and no one can get mad at you because you are SINGLE.

Kane: yeah dude I’m talking to Linsey and just fucked sally the other day.
Peter: oh that’s lit dude, but Linsey is gonna get mad. aren’t yall talking?
Kain: why would she get mad? I’m still single. I can do whatever the hell i want!!

by kkeskitit2002 October 19, 2017

single btw

Generally men named Garry say this, it means he's single

Hey wassup Garry? Garry: Hey, i'm single btw

by Yotoot April 5, 2018

Single pringle

A single pringle is someone who after their cherry is popped or tired of a relationship just keeps on hopping in one dick to the next.

I'm becoming a single pringle, need to relieve some stress. And get my fuck on.

by Unknown 122214 November 12, 2018

Singleton

1) Token black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy

That girl got a singleton sized ass.

Its darker then singleton tonight.

I'm going singleton on my boss today.

by Uss Antiteam March 30, 2009

singlish

A super retarded non-language. Similar to ebonics but for asians.

John: Is that guy retarded? What the hell is he talking about?

Bill: Well he probably is retarded but he's speaking "singlish" I think.

by Bobbob424242 January 1, 2012