Friend: Hey!
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP
Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
Me: Hi!
Friend: I am a Professional LOL player!
Me: Well I'm a SIMP
Friend: What?
Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player
by 7Macros February 21, 2021
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by IAMNOTMAXINE February 10, 2020
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Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
by Gottaketchemall June 4, 2020
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Person #1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person #2: Nothing much, just simping by myself.
Person #1: Dude listen to this song!
Person #2: Damn.. that's going in my simp playlist.
Person #2: Nothing much, just simping by myself.
Person #1: Dude listen to this song!
Person #2: Damn.. that's going in my simp playlist.
by bootybootybootybootybootybooty March 17, 2019
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by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019
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