graeme shields

His ancestor graeme shields looks like an autistic skely bones.

yo graeme shields why can't i pop u after a big shield bruh

ur kinnaw

by filis.filis June 11, 2018

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

operation shield

When you sit in a corner with a sheild after committing the glitch of invincible shield.

Time to find a corner and commit operation shield.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018

Pork Shield

Another word for a dude’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted last night I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

slammer shield

when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you

The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

Gender Shield

The defense mechanism that women use to ensure that men cannot stand up for themselves when they are bullied by women.

Laura insulted Mark who then made a comeback. But then Laura used her gender shield and started to cry making Mark look like a dick.

by eanrua1 December 14, 2019