A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"
by DryMouthProductions May 19, 2023

da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.
be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye
be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye
tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez
by da secret garden November 8, 2012

by Shrimpington March 16, 2019

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.
"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."
by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018
