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Shrimps

"can I pinch your shrimps?"
by Purpleapplesauce69 June 24, 2018
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Off The Shrimp

A belittling statement you tell a smaller person meaning stop talking so much.
A 4-11 guy walks in the bar, he's talking hella crap to everyone saying he can whoop everyones ass, that's when you walk up and say "OFF THE SHRIMP"
by DryMouthProductions May 19, 2023
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shrimp daddy

da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.

be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye
tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez
by da secret garden November 8, 2012
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shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
by Shrimpington March 16, 2019
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shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024
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SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.
"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025
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Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.
"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."
by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018
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