Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

Shell shock

Staying in one place for a long period of time. Feeling stagnant

Molly stayed in the class room for too long and felt the shell shock coming on.

by Spunkyychick42 March 15, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

splunder-shock

The feeling of being startled enough to cause a loss of words

The news caused him to be in a state of splunder-shock

by BoonsZ November 14, 2023

Shock Content

Any form of media (image, video, GIF) on the Internet designed to disturb, unsettle and traumatize any unfortunate to view. Generally shared by Edgelords.

-Watch this live clip I found, its rlly funny (link)
(Shock Content: Link leads to Ronnie Mcnutt suicide stream)
-wtf how is that funny
-cuz you soft

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021