Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.

Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.

by Jaylo_rainbo July 16, 2017

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Cock Shock

Harry spent 3 days in the ICU in an epidemic of cock shock that shook the gay community.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

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Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 17, 2016

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When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.

“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”

by Doctorsukandi May 19, 2021

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The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.

Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.

by deathgrippin March 15, 2021

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Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 07, 2011

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The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral

Jack: I shouldn't have eaten that casserole, I think it's gone off. It's either that or Spam Shock

by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018

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