Manhattan Free Shit Zombie

Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or “man bags,” many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home.

Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.

Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.

Dylan – “Say, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They don’t charge admission on Sunday night.”

Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."

Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”

Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”

by ZombieHater March 5, 2012

cash money shit

To talk an unbelievable amount of crazy nigga bitch shit

Yo B, I heard your boy talking some real Cash Money Shit about your moms cuh

by CR7 Recon September 16, 2013

fart burger with extra shit sauce

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure

Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!

by godchef May 28, 2010

Stranger Things Type Shit

When shit is so wierd/and off and you can feel it in the air or the vibe.

I was walking though the woods and saw 3 deers with their eyeballs hanging out their heads. I was like what in the stranger things type shit is this

by UrbanDictionary.OG July 7, 2022

shit-all

Used to measure the extreme SHIT-ALL can mean "entirely" or "absolutely nothing". SHIT-ALL can be interchanged with the words
"very", "goddammed", "overly", or "jack-shit", depending on it's context.

1.) Why you got to be so shit-all stupid?
2.) I'll tell you what, Jeb don't know shit-all about fuck, far as I'm concerned.

by Doug Mesner June 18, 2004

Put that shit on

When someone says that you put that shit on it means you’re dressed nice or drippe etc.

“Damn Kari you put that shit on today!”

by john .k February 18, 2021

Hold My Shit

Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.

tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006