sandy sheets

a hook up that insues after a day at the beach thus causing sand to accumpulate in your sheets

After I hit up the beach bars, Im having sandy sheets with Sarah.

by Blondies frequenteur June 11, 2011

Dirty Sheets

N.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.

2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.

1. After their eventful night, Robert and Thalia discovered they had dirty sheets stained with...er...bodily fluids.

by ILuhYaJustinBeiber March 15, 2015

sheet

how asians say shit.

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.

by Dave November 9, 2003

between the sheets

in bed with, sleeping with

Hey man, you hear j-lo got between the sheets wit ben?

by Scrovak March 24, 2004

fo sheetzie ma neetzie

another way of saying fo shizzle m nizzle, or for sure.

James: HEY YOU GONNA FUCK HER TONITE?
Schuler: FO SHEETZIE MA NEETZIE.

by UnDa_DaWG321 October 17, 2004

Sheet Surfer

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.

She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.

by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011

wrap-sheet

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.

Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018