cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 06, 2016

security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'

Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?

by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 05, 2024

Cork screw

Where u fuck a midget with no legs and spin her in your dick

Alex cork screwed goegina the midget on his dick to reach nigba +100

by Bigdibber August 15, 2018

Screw you guys I’m goin home

A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home

Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself

Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home

by MUGlol69 October 29, 2021

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 01, 2024

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 06, 2022