corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

Screw

A fucking sharp nail like thing that has twisted metal around it

He used a DRILL to put a SCREW in the wall

by Yeet...fleet...deet June 20, 2019

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.

Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025

Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)

Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."

by Hym Iam September 19, 2022

Screw Down

An alcoholic drink, a mix of tequila, orange juice and grapefruit juice.

I dont want a screwdriver, I want a screw down!

by AwesomelyB November 9, 2019

Screw

Screw is when 2 ppl are in one room and are fucking each other

I screwed Susan last week

by Kiity23 December 7, 2018

National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!

“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”

by White nose sam June 17, 2025