Scoop

Another word for a crazy bad camel toe, usually used with fat teachers who wear tight pants

Oh, my God! Did you see Mrs. Cabo's Scoop?

by Matty2010 October 11, 2009

scooper

A desperate lady who sneakily attempts to scoop up her male partner's ejaculate after he has come (on breasts, into condom, wherever) and insert it into her vaginal opening in an effort to enduce pregnancy.

I was dating Kate for a couple of months but then she started getting really clingy and talking about babies and shit, turns out shes a bit of a scooper!

by Vigie May 30, 2006

Scoop me up

Verb. To provide one with an update on the latest news, events and/or happenings concerning an individual, social group or organization. The term first originated in Boston, Massachusetts.

Example 1: "What's the latest goss Phaedra? Scoop me up girl!"
Example 2: "Hey bro, what's been happening since I last saw you? Scoop me up Orli!"
Example 3: "I missed the last episode of Jersey Shore and American Idol, scoop me up on what went down!"

by Black Atlas May 27, 2010

scoop

To quickly steal a small item from someone. Usually done in full view of the owner, and with the purpose of taking them by surprise more than actually obtaining the scooped item.

"...She just scooped my shoe!"

by Azzie February 18, 2003

Scoopin the duke

The act of digging your crap out of the toilet for no reason but to hold it.

Person a. What are u doing!!??!
Person b. Scoopin the duke, duh

by Family fun hf November 26, 2009

Finger Scoop

When a guy runs his index and middle fingers up the front of a girl's pelvic region in a scooping motion. This maneuvre is easier performed in cramped social environments like clubs or pubs but the brazen few attempt it face-to-face on women that they don't know.

Kevin: Dude, I just finger scooped that Samantha girl over there. Smell my fingers.
Matt: Screw you man, that's not Samantha. That's my new girl friend.

by Nonameface January 8, 2010

scampi

refers to the group of classless sluts who haven't learnt to walk in their ridiculous shoes and wear skirts that you can see their vaginas. They travel in packs.

kate: look at that desperate scampi!
raj: don't look you might get pregnant!

kate: go back to penrith you scampi, your heel is broken!!!!
raj: oh no im pregnant.

by _max June 2, 2011