A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Get the Schrodingers Jerk mug.Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
by SixCardStud March 10, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Purpose mug.When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Butter Knife mug.Someone who says something really stupid and decides if he was joking or not based on the reactions around them.
by RhythmDude March 12, 2024
Get the Schrodingers dumbass mug.When a woman takes the form of 'independent of men' or 'dependent on men', based on which state serves her interest best.
Schrödinger's Feminist:
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.
Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.
If a man opens my door he is disenfranchising my free agency.
If a man does not open my door he isn't even doing the bare minimum making him worthy of my time.
Malignant solipsistic narcissism is at the core of both states (Independent of men / Dependent on men) of True Female Nature (TFN)
More or less, "TRUTH" for a woman is whatever raises a woman to power on the subjugation of the male spirit.
by ika tan April 2, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Feminist mug.Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
by Driftshock April 10, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's douchebag mug.The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".
Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024
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